A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man thinking wow that’s a great price agrees and tells her that the paint and supplies were in the garage. The man's wife said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished, already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, " in fact I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats at no extra charge.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket and gave her $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch you have, it's a Ferrari.