A man goes to Japan on business. He speaks no Japanese, Chinese or any Asian tongue, but despite this things go extremely well. To celebrate he hires a girl for the evening and back at his motel the girl says, “Soung Hi, Soung Hi”. Thinking she is enjoying it he becomes more aggressive. Then she starts screaming, “Soung Hi, Soung Hi, Soung Hi, Soung Hi!!!” The more she cries out the more aggressive he becomes. When they finish the girl grabs the money and races out on the room. A few days later he is back at home on the golf course with his friend. At tea off his friend hits the ball so well that it flies all the way down the fairway, bounces a few times, landing on the green then dribbles along until it drops in the cup. A hole in one. He is so amazed by the shot that he shouts, “Soung Hi!!!” His friend gives him a puzzled look and says, “What do you mean wrong hole?” Author Unknown.