One day there were three dogs at the vet waiting with their owners in the waiting room. The other dogs turn to the first dog and ask why he's at the vet today. "Well it's because I'm a biter. I bite everything. I bit the cat, I bit the furniture, I bit the mailman, and one day I bit my owner. He was told it was a hormone problem so I'm here to get my balls chopped off" The other dogs turn to the second dog and ask why he's at the vet today. "Well it's because I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. I pissed on the cat, I pissed on the furniture, I pissed on the rose bushes, and one day I pissed on my owner. He was told it was a hormone problem so I'm here to get my balls chopped off" The other dogs turn to the third dog and ask why he's at the vet today. "Well it's because I'm a fucker. I fuck everything. I fucked the cat, I fucked the furniture, I fucked the garden hose, and one day when my owner was trying to get something out of the bottom cupboard I jumped on and fucked her too. So I'm here to get my nails trimmed."