Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. Standing in front of St. Peter, he says to Henry "you were such a good man and gave the world such a great invention I'm going to let you see any person in heaven you would like." Well Henry thinks about this for a second and says "I would like to meet Adam the inventor of the woman." St. Peter says "ok", and puff. Henry is standing in a large room with a very large computer and a man in nothing but a fig leaf. Henry offers the man his hand and asks "Are you Adam the inventor of the woman?" Adam takes his hand and says. " yes and you are Henry Ford the inventor of the ford car." "Yes" says Henry, "I have a few compants about your products, first they are too top heavy. second, they are too nosiey and third, their input is to close to their output". Well Adam looks at Henry for a min then walks over to the computer and says. "The inventor of the ford car right?" Henry says "Yes." Adam types something into the computer and looks at Henry and says, "Well accorrding to my caculations there are more people riding my produce then yours."