why do Canadians do it doggie style ? 

so the wife can watch the hockey game too ;)

Q; What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

A: During erotic sex you use a feather during kinky sex u use the whole chicken.  

why do they spell climax C L I M A X??? They didn't know how to spell..AHH,..AAAAHHH ,AHHHH ,  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexu...Read more

Found carved into a Tombstone:

Here lies the remains of Screwy Dick

Who was blessed at birth with a corkscrew prick

His live was spent in a futile hunt

To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt

He finally found her and then dropped dead...

"Cause that...Read more

A Scottsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."Read more

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too l...Read more

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What ti...Read more

 The farmer walked into the bedroom one night leading his pet sheep. His wife was sitting up in bed waiting for him.

The famer says honey I want you to meet the pig I have to fuck everytime you have a headache.

The wife says but dear husband thats not a pig, its a sheep.Read more

One day the junior kindergarten teacher walked into the class and says "Class, we've been learning three syllable words all of this week. Can anyone tell me a three syllable word and use it in a sentence?"

Little Suzy raises her hand shyly and announce...Read more