You wait and wait and the minute you decide to use the stethoscope to listen to your balls, the doctor walks in.

What's wrong with 27 year olds..... There's 20 of them

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too

Fat lady goes into a sex shop and the clerk asks if he can help her. She says "Yes I would like the biggest Dildo you have, so he points to the area they are in. The lady says I will take the Big Red one on the wall and the clerk says "Sorry Maam thats our fire extinguisher"

A .. the young hooker uses Vaseline to take it in ..the old hooker uses poligrip to hole it in .

Q...How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A...there is white out on the screen

Q: what's the difference between santa and a christmas tree A:the christmas tree has coloured balls

a lady of 35 feeling good about herself after weeks of exercise and diet orders a black coffee at Tims asks the kid "hey how old you think I am?"Kid says I don't know maybe 28 or so.With a big smile she says nope I'm 35.Sits down has her coffee finishes and goes outside where a guy is having a sm...Read more

Q: What's 72? A: 69 with 3 people watching. =)

Girl: Hey what's up? Boy: If i tell you. Would you sit on it?