Guy goes and picks up a low rate hooker .....she takes him in the back alley in behind the dumpster for 5 bucks .....next morning he wakes up itching all over .....he runs downtown and finds the hooker and says ` Hey you gave me crabs !` .....she looks back at him and says `what do ys w...Read more

A young boy who's family just immigrated from Paris France was placed into an English school where he was unfamiliar with the English language. His teacher gave him a relatively easy homework assignment to do ... he was to go to the following three (3) places and learn just one (1) word from eac...Read more

a husband and wife were driving down the road one cold rainy night when the wife spotted this baby skunk on the side of the road looking in dire straight she tells her husband that he must turn around and save the poor baby skunk . they pull up and pick up the poor baby skunk and bring it to the...Read more

What does a paki and a hockey player have in common? They both don't change their pads for three periods.

Why are Lesbians usually over weight? Because they "Eat out" all the time and don't do Dick

How do Lesbians build their houses? With lots of Tongue and Groove...no studs

Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in as a tight end, came out a wide receiver

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? Lick-A-Lot-of-Puss!

What do you call a gay Dinosaur? A Mega Sore Ass

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne cums on a boys face after the age of twelve!