A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm wai...Read more

I just had my deck redone by a couple of Dike carpenters. They didn't use any nails , it was all tongue in groove. badump bum. wah wah waaaa

A young brave approached the tribe elder and asked " Oh wise elder how do you honour the braves at birth with a name?" The weathered elder looked distantly to the sky and with sweeping hands uttered " when I awake and see eagle soaring I name that brave 'Eagle Soaring'; if I awake and were to gli...Read more

A husband exclaims to his wife on day "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill." Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "what's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to to fire...Read more

If God had meant it wasn't to be eaten he wouldn't have shaped it like a taco

How about we do a 68...you eat me and i'll owe you one!

How about we do a 68...you eat me and i'll owe you one!

a world without women would be a pain in the ass.

the rumours are true a bunch of dicks do hangout here

One day,5 year old Joey was taking a shower with his mom,and asked ,"what are those?"pointing at her breast,so mom said.." go ask your dad.So once Joey dried off ,he ran to the basement where his dad was builing something and ask his father what were those 2 bumps on his mother chest,and dad said...Read more