i was talking to this woman at the grocery store an she sais,i wish i had bigger tits,i said,well try rubbing toilet paper between them,she said will that work,i said theres a good chance cuz it sure is working for ur ass lol

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clien...Read more

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had." The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her...Read more

TO USERS WHO ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG...... You should call him "stains" so when your at the park and your calling him over to fetch you say: "CUM STAINS, COME STAINS"

A girl from Georgia and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Georgia, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from G...Read more

Honey!! The Gyna Colleges called, they said that the Papst Beer was normal. I didn't know that you even liked beer.

an old sailor put on his uniform for old time sakes an walked down to the ocean,while there he encountered a hooker an brought her back to his room,they start going at it an he stops an asks,how am i doing for an oldman? she says,ur doing about 3 knots.. your knot hard,your knot in,an ur knot get...Read more

A middle aged couple went to a swingers swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse. When the woman saw the male martians' penis she said "Well that's nice but it's kind of short isn't it?" Well...Read more

What do ya get when ya cross a rooster and a telephone pole. A 30 foot cock that wants to REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE!

i met a blonde today an she said,im a very smart blonde,i said ohhh ,why u think that ? lol she says i finished a puzzle in 6 months an the box says 2-4 yrs lmaooo