There was a fly hovering six inches above a lake. There was a fish in the lake that said, "If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it." A bear was behind the fish and he said, "If that fly dropped six inches, the fish would get the fly, and I would get the fish." A hunter was behind the bear ...Read more

a lil boy asks his dad,dad whats between moms legs? he says,ohhh son that paradise,lil boy says,dad whats between ur legs? dad says,ohh son the keys to paradise,lil goy looks up at him an says,well dad,i think you better change the locks cuz the meighbour has a set of keys lol

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blo...Read more

Santa comes down a chimney and to his surprise standing there is a beautiful 18 year old blonde in a bathrobe she says to santa "Santa will you stay with me ?" Santa says 'HO HO HO gotta go gotta go got to deliver these toys y'know ! the blonde takes off the rob standing now with onnly bra and pa...Read more

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex. Answer: Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak

1. You have a hole in your head 2. Ring around the collar 3. Two nuts and an asshole for neighbors 4. Best friend is a cunt 5. Everything you stand up, you throw up

What are the words you never want to hear your doctor say during a prostate exam?..............................Look, no hands!

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. Standing in front of St. Peter, he says to Henry "you were such a good man and gave the world such a great invention I'm going to let you see any person in heaven you would like." Well Henry thinks about this for a second and says "I would like to meet Adam ...Read more

How can you tell the difference between a female ghost and male ghost? The female ghost has BOObies and the male ghost has Hollow-weenies! LOL