why are there no Indians on Star Trek?   They dont work in the future either!

how did the raghead find his goat in the tall grass?    Delightfull!

One day young Billy opened the bathroom door and to his surprise his father was standing there naked, ready to get in to the shower.

Billy's dad said, "Billy, don't worry, as you get older your body will change, and just like me, one day, you will have a perfect penis"

so no one knows he is fucking a chicken

A women went on vacation to Jamacia. She met a hot black man and made passionate love to him every night. Finally when she left she asked him his name. He replied, "Snow". When she laughed he got offened. She said "No, I wasn't making fun of your name, but my hu...Read more

little jonny turns 16 and his dad thinks it is time for him to get laid, so he gives jonny 50 bucks and sends him to the whore house. on the way there, he passes his grandma's house, and she sticks her head out the window and asks him where he is going. jonny tells her that his dad gave him 50...Read more

Why Is Beer Good 4U?................IT Made Bud Wiser

No woman will ever be truly satisified on Valentine's Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds!!

What does an 17 year old Amish woman want when she turns 18 ?

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3 men-a-nite

Last week I went to the doctor and told him my penis hurt.  He pinched the tip and asked if it hurt.  I said yes could you numb it a bit.  So the doc put it in his mouth and said num, num, num, num!!!