361 days 'till Christmas, and people already have their lights up.

why do women fake orgasms É .... because they think we care

How did the cum cross the street? I put the wrong sock on

Candy is dandy but sex does not rot your teeth!

Q: What is a 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period

You see 3 tampons walking down the street. Mini, Maxi and Super. Which one says hello first? None. They're all stuck up cunts!

Yo Mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of Queen Elizabeths nose

how is a man like a bottle of beer? they are both empty from the neck up

Q... how is a man like a parking lot? A... All the good ones are gone and all the rest are handy capped

One day there were three dogs at the vet waiting with their owners in the waiting room. The other dogs turn to the first dog and ask why he's at the vet today. "Well it's because I'm a biter. I bite everything. I bit the cat, I bit the furniture, I bit the mailman, and one day I bit my owner. ...Read more