A .. the young hooker uses Vaseline to take it in ..the old hooker uses poligrip to hole it in .

A young brave approached the tribe elder and asked " Oh wise elder how do you honour the braves at birth with a name?" The weathered elder looked distantly to the sky and with sweeping hands uttered " when I awake and see eagle soaring I name that brave 'Eagle Soaring'; if I awake and were to gli...Read more

you can tell what a women likes by her feet if they are behind her ears she likes you

what do you do with 365 used condoms you melt them down and make a tire and call it a good year

A man brings his male parrot into the vet and explains that he can't seem to figure out what's wrong with him. The bird seems very mopey and quiet and just not his usual talkative self. The vet reassures the owner and tells him that that she'll have to keep the parrot overnight to assess him pro...Read more

why do Canadians do it doggie style ? 

 

so the wife can watch the hockey game too ;)