Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too

Q...How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A...there is white out on the screen

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blo...Read more