How did the cum cross the street? I put the wrong sock on

You see 3 tampons walking down the street. Mini, Maxi and Super. Which one says hello first? None. They're all stuck up cunts!

One day there were three dogs at the vet waiting with their owners in the waiting room. The other dogs turn to the first dog and ask why he's at the vet today. "Well it's because I'm a biter. I bite everything. I bit the cat, I bit the furniture, I bit the mailman, and one day I bit my owner. ...Read more

Fat lady goes into a sex shop and the clerk asks if he can help her. She says "Yes I would like the biggest Dildo you have, so he points to the area they are in. The lady says I will take the Big Red one on the wall and the clerk says "Sorry Maam thats our fire extinguisher"

Q: what's the difference between santa and a christmas tree A:the christmas tree has coloured balls

Q: What's 72? A: 69 with 3 people watching. =)

Girl: Hey what's up? Boy: If i tell you. Would you sit on it?

Guy goes and picks up a low rate hooker .....she takes him in the back alley in behind the dumpster for 5 bucks .....next morning he wakes up itching all over .....he runs downtown and finds the hooker and says ` Hey you gave me crabs !` .....she looks back at him and says `what do ys w...Read more

What does a paki and a hockey player have in common? They both don't change their pads for three periods.

a little boy sent a letter to santa saying can you send me a little brother for christmas....santa replied back send me your mom......