Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in as a tight end, came out a wide receiver

One day,5 year old Joey was taking a shower with his mom,and asked ,"what are those?"pointing at her breast,so mom said.." go ask your dad.So once Joey dried off ,he ran to the basement where his dad was builing something and ask his father what were those 2 bumps on his mother chest,and dad said...Read more

A father and son are walking down the street together when they happen upon a dead bird. The son asks his father whats wrong with the bird. "Well son, that bird has died." replied the dad. Son asks, "why is he lying on his back with his feet in the air?" The old man, being quick witted explains t...Read more

A middle aged couple went to a swingers swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse. When the woman saw the male martians' penis she said "Well that's nice but it's kind of short isn't it?" Well...Read more

There was a fly hovering six inches above a lake. There was a fish in the lake that said, "If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it." A bear was behind the fish and he said, "If that fly dropped six inches, the fish would get the fly, and I would get the fish." A hunter was behind the bear ...Read more

Santa comes down a chimney and to his surprise standing there is a beautiful 18 year old blonde in a bathrobe she says to santa "Santa will you stay with me ?" Santa says 'HO HO HO gotta go gotta go got to deliver these toys y'know ! the blonde takes off the rob standing now with onnly bra and pa...Read more

A man goes to Japan on business. He speaks no Japanese, Chinese or any Asian tongue, but despite this things go extremely well. To celebrate he hires a girl for the evening and back at his motel the girl says, “Soung Hi, Soung Hi”. Thinking she is enjoying it he becomes more aggressive. T...Read more

this cowboy walks down to the stable goes up to his horse lifts it tail and kisses it right on it ass anouther cowboy sees this and yells hay what the hell did you do that for. cowboy answers got chaped lips outher one says does it help . no it just keeps me from licking them

Which is better....69 or 88? 88 because you get 8 twice :-)