a lady of 35 feeling good about herself after weeks of exercise and diet orders a black coffee at Tims asks the kid "hey how old you think I am?"Kid says I don't know maybe 28 or so.With a big smile she says nope I'm 35.Sits down has her coffee finishes and goes outside where a guy is having a smoke."hey mister bet you cant guess how old I am"she asks.Well I can tell you exactly how old you are but I will have to feel your breasts first.She was a little hesitant but her ego was riding high so under her blouse she let him feel.He massaged and circled her nipples with his finger tips and when done proclaimed"Maam you are 35 yrs old.Thats amazing she says and you could tell that from feeling my breasts?No he said,I was standing in line behind you when you told the kid at the counter.