little jonny turns 16 and his dad thinks it is time for him to get laid, so he gives jonny 50 bucks and sends him to the whore house. on the way there, he passes his grandma's house, and she sticks her head out the window and asks him where he is going. jonny tells her that his dad gave him 50 bucks to get laid, and she says "jonny, i think we should talk about this first", so jonny goes inside. about an hour later, jonny leaves, with his 50 bucks, and goes home. his dad asks him how it went, and jonny tells him he stopped and had sex with his grandma instead of going to the whore house, and "gradma let me keep the 50 bucks too!". his dad says to him, "jonny, you didnt fuck my mother did you?, and jonny says " why not, your fuckin mine!"